Are you ready for experiencing a thrilling trip through shark-infested cornfields? Strap yourself in, because "Sharks of the Corn" is set to provide a wild ride of horror as well as comedy. Directed by the legendary Tim Ritter, this ultra low-budget movie draws its inspiration from Stephen King's classic "Children of the Corn" (1984) and turns it into an hilarious and hilarious spoof that will leave you with your head scratching and squatting on the ground with laughter.
This is a Cornfield Carnival of Chaos
From the opening scene in a cornfield that appears innocent "Sharks of the Corn" introduces its quirky nature. We meet Gary and Susan and Susan, two people who gradually fade out of the picture after the film has veered into different ways. This plot blends horror elements, with a myriad of subplots. They create a fascinating mixture that is best described as a cornfield fair of chaos.
An The Psychopathic Shark Enthusiast
Then there's Teddy Bo Lucas, a character who brings an additional element of chaos to the extremely confusing plot. The psychotic shark enthusiast is an uncanny obsession with these water-based predators. And if that were not already bizarre enough Teddy increases his interest to an entirely new level when you witness him commit an unimaginable murder in his motel. The twist that is unexpected sets the scene for a storm of suspicion and intrigue.
Affects confusion, Cults in addition to Sharks
The plot gets more complex as authorities place the blame on Gary, a poor Gary to blame for Susan's killing, even though there is no motive. In the meantime, a shark cult emerges as a peculiar part of the story, leading us into our world, where cornfields and the cult of sharks collide. As if things could not get much worse, two bumbling burglars decide that they will steal a puppy shark from this fanatical group. It's a wild mix of both comedy and horror that keeps viewers on the edge.
Critiques and Comic Relief
While "Sharks of the Corn" gives viewers a fresh and different experience, it's not devoid of some flaws. The film often switches between multiple characters and different scenes, creating a sense of disorientation for viewers as they struggle to understand the diverse plotlines. The film's stylistic choices are deliberate which adds to the humorous nature of the film, although it's not everyone's cup-of-tea.
The production quality of the film are deliberately low and the acting is in the category of unreliable. Yet, among the ocean in which performances are mediocre, Steve Guynn shines through with his excellent performance. In fact, he is taking on the role of his character rather than performing phrases. This is a rare example of authenticity in a sea of overblown performances.
Shark Puppets and Bonkers Plotlines
"Sharks of the Corn" is a low-budget film that features cheap effects that have an appealing charm. The majority of shark attacks are hilariously rendered by hand puppets. These add the humour of the film. Its bizarre plot, centred about a shark-cult's attempt to resurrect a shark goddess This is where the film really unleashes its imagination. The problem is that this creative thinking often doesn't translate into an thrilling watching experience.
Amateurish Cinematography, Explosions Optional
The one area in which "Sharks of the Corn" doesn't quite measure up is the cinematography. The visuals and framing come appear amateurish and lack the high-end polish and precision that's found typical of mainstream horror films. While this is likely in keeping the look of low-budget films However, it impacts the general quality of the watching experience.
The conclusion is that "Sharks of the Corn" is an acquired taste. It's a boring and dull hodgepodge (blog post) of scenes that can be confusing to get the hang of. Film's low production standards along with the lack of clarity in plot lines, as well as doubtful acting skills could deter people looking for a more refined horror comedy experience. But for those looking to watch terrible films to entertain "Sharks of the Corn" isn't quite able to deliver the entertainment that they expect.Final Rating A single "Stock Footage Overlay" Out Five
Due to (blog) its poor quality video, music, acting, and editing skills "Sharks of the Corn" doesn't quite hit the mark. Although it has the potential to be a riotously fun spoof film, it's ultimately a failure to provide a seamless and entertaining entertainment. Since I am the reviewer, let me close with a humorous note that movies, just like corn, can only be improved with explosions. Unfortunately, "Sharks of the Corn" will not make the cut.